Stupid Cupid

A few days left until Valentine’s Day and Ian is moping around the office like a lost dog. He hangs around the women trying to look cool in a Desperate Dan tie. He says that he is going on some speed-dating mission tonight to cure his love sickness.

Meanwhile, the calls have been coming in fast and furious for some pre-Valentine gifts:

Customer: “Do those chin-gyms really work? My wife is starting to look at me over a wall of pancakes.”

Tizzy: “They come with a money back guarantee.”

Customer: “I’ll have two then. And a packet of dashboard wipes too please.”

Who said romance was dead?