Bernard’s Love Child
Martin has been keeping a secret from us all over the past few weeks. I’m not referring to his lunchtime drinking, although even that it is getting more and more obvious, I’m referring to his origins. He didn’t work as a training officer in the Birmingham office at all.
He’s a Shaolin Monk.
A Shaolin of Sales. Trained to break balls with his bare hands.
He addressed Tony’s team for the first time today:
“You are who you want to be. If you want to be a winner then you’re on the right team. You were put on this Earth to be in this Call Centre, at this time, for a purpose. Your aim in life for the next week is to sell towels and I don’t want to hear any flannel…”
The team love him. This is what Bernard has been getting at - he's created in Bernard's image - he's a SOB - Son Of Bernard.
He wrote, “Seal the Deal” on the white board. “Get them chatting. Build RAPPORT. Use open questions to ENGAGE their interest. Use OPEN questions rather than CLOSED questions. Okay team – give me some examples of open questions you can use with customers for the board?”
“When are you going on holiday?” Rachel, the swotty one, said.
“Love it!” Martin wrote it quickly on the board.
“What are you wearing?” Brian, the sleazy one, said.
Enjoy the tribunal Martin.