"I hear that the Iraq survey group have come back with nothing more than 'wall ties' and 'check the damp proofing'" I said to Ian, feeling pleased with myself; he wasn't listening.
"What on Earth are they doing now?" he said as he furiously stroked his 'Star Trek, The Next Generation' tie while he watched the 'insourced' Team Managers at work.
Outspan and Johnny Knucklehead were pinning florescent, positive affirmations on the wall:
"Imagination makes the world go round"
"Any idiot can paint a picture, it takes a genius to sell it"
"If you don't change, you'll become extinct"
"Don't leave dirty cups on the desk"
Ian shook his head, "I don't even get the last one."