If you “press 1” for the Christmas catalogue, you are fast-forwarded to one of Martin’s team.
Martin and his ‘Youth Camp’ – sorry – ‘Team’ have put up decorations and flashing fairy lights around a ‘Team Score Board’ to get them in the mood.
HONK! Honk! HONK! Honk! Brenda was sat with Martin as they listened to a call together. Apparently a customer was complaining about a ‘Singing, Ringing Christmas Tree’ that was fluffing its lines and she played it down the phone to the adviser.
All the managers crowded around Martin’s desk to hear the tree sing: “Fart. The feral angels sing …”
You should hear its Frosty the Snowman.