Give up giving up
I’ve managed to break all the resolutions I made at the New Year. The healthy seeds I was chewing on have been growing in the cupboard. It’s not very healthy to have shooting seeds in your closet … ask George Michael.
The only resolution I’ve managed to keep is kicking my stationery habit.
All that is about to change. I’ll need to put in an order for a job lot of lever arch files to retain the complaints within my elaborate system.
Over the past few days I have compiled a complex indexing system for registering complaints that requires a set of algorithms too intricate for the human brain to work out, thereby making my role as Complaint’s monitor indispensable, (cue evil laugh).
The complaints pile is now about an inch high (less if I use a paper-weight). I’m not too worried, I’ll make a start on them next week now that I have a system. There needs to be a 24 hour turn around, which makes it about three working days… less if you include my lunch hour.
Sir Alan Sugar has missed a trick. His next apprentice is right here.