Day6 and I already have an annoying person on my Wankerdaq profile. Not bad going.
To break me in gently, Brenda won’t let me have a team of real people, I’ve got to have temps instead and she has allotted a new batch of ten from the Marrs temp agency.
Alison from the temp agency has been ringing me all day. She is depressingly happy all the time and insists that I’m a “honey’, “chick’ or “babe”.
“Hun, I can get you five guys for next Monday, how does that sound chick?” said in a tone you could call ‘bubbly’.
“Er… I don’t know.” I said.
I’m a team manager; she mistakes me for someone who can make decisions.