Its Behind You
Karen, one of the temps on my team, has been protesting about where she is sitting all day.
“I’m too near to that plant. There are flies. I don’t like flies.” She explained.
“I’ll get you a swatter,” I said (luckily The Catalogue that Cannot Be Named (for keeping my job reasons) has got one in stock.)
“There’s a draught from the air conditioning.” She said.
“I’ll turn it off”
“I don’t like having my back to the room. I don’t like people coming from behind.” She moaned.
“I’ll get you a rear view mirror.”
“I think that this chair needs adjusting.”
I think she needs a mallet.