They’ve got my number
I’ve been completely erased from the system, so they have created a whole new identity for me. The PC’s in Wigan have more security than Harrods on “Scouse Shopping Day” and the virus checker is so thorough it can find bird flu at fifty paces.
The change to my numbers and passwords as thrown me into an identity crisis, so at lunch time I forgot my PIN number. The woman at Marks and Sparks asked me to put in my number and I drew a blank.
“Sorry cock. It’s chip and pin or nothing.” The M&S grinned.
All those years at school, learning how to spell my name, come to nothing.
I had to put the celery banquet back on the shelf.