Simon, The Craig David looky-likey, has had a cold since November.
Tizzy has said ‘bless you’ so many times she’s like a trainee Pope.
He’s developed an addiction to vicks sinex and squirts it up his nostril every ten minutes.
Wendy, from HR, has suggested that it’s due to atmospheric conditions in the office, and has recommended that we move the plants to create a unique eco-system for him.
He’s like a boy in a bubble in a bobble hat without a bobble.