Walter Mitty Type Character
I am beginning to think that I made a big mistake telling Tony about the blog. He has been round to a friend’s house and read it from beginning to end. He keeps phoning me from his desk with questions: “Do you get any people asking what Call Centre Tony looks like? If you did, and they were women, would you tell me? Write more stuff with me in it because, I’m not being funny, they are the only good bits.”
I went on another health kick this week. I have cut out weekday drinking.
Every time I close my eyes I can see the cans of Stella in the fridge.
The phone rings, its Tony, “What does blog stand for?”
If I have one little drink tonight it might not be so bad.