Courtesy Call

This was recorded today on the ‘Tantazia’ campaign:

“Hello I’m phoning from Tantazia and I have some great news for Marion Wragg. Is she available?”

“No she isn’t cock. What is it you are selling?”

“I’m not REALLY selling – I’m offering a reduction on Sun appointments for Marion.”

“I don’t think she’d be interested.”

“Can I ask why?”

“We bloody cremated her three weeks ago.”

I guess she won’t be needing the “after-sun” package either then …