The smell is having an adverse effect on relations within the office. Janice pulled me to one side, “You are going to have to do something about him.”
“Him?” I asked.
“Him.” She pointed at Manic Miner on my team. He was digitally exploring his left nostril.
“What about him?” I asked, ignoring the obvious.
“He stinks!” She said in a whispering shout.
Of course it was under my nose all the time!
He continued to explore his nose like a retired gynaecologist, who likes to keep his hand in.