Now with wings

The most disgusting thing that happened in the call centre has gone down in legend.

Bess is a large woman who is on Janice’s team. She is so big that we often speculate whether she is Brian the security man in drag. You never see the two of them together.

The cleaners made a complaint to Janice. Apparently, Bess was leaving used panty liners in the waste paper bin. When Janice nervously confronted her about it, she said: “Oh. I use them as in-soles for my shoes”.

As Edison said: “Genius is 10% inspiration, 90% perspiration.”