Get your freak on!

We now have to report EVERYTHING to Brenda, the new office manager, so she can mark it in the office diary. I don’t know whether or not she is a control freak or she is trying to justify her existence.

Tony is so far up her arse he can see Janice’s shoes: “I have linked an up date on the capacity verses the actuals and cross-linked it to the marketing budget. It makes VERY interesting reading.”

Mmm I bet it does – move over J.K. Rowling – “Tony Potter and the Order of the Phone Links” is on its way to bookshelves up and down the country.