18 Jun 2003

Slippy the Sealion

Brenda, the Team Manager from the Glasgow office, got the job. We found out by process of elimination and the appearance of stacker boxes from Glasgow confirmed our suspicions.

“What is her opening price on Wankerdaq?” asked Call Centre Tony.

“I’ve heard that she is a right cow.” Janice said. “She gets really, really close to you when she talks. It is really uncomfortable.”

“She honks like a sealion when she laughs and talks to people like their dog has just died.” I added.

“I’m going to keep an open mind. I’m not going to judge her before she starts.” Tony said.

Janice and I nodded in agreement.