Give it some stick, Mick!
Tizzy was squealing with delight today. She interrupted the morning focus session with an announcement: “I’ve got some stick insects. They are soooooo cute. I’ve named them Kerry and Jordan.”
Apparently she had been badgering her boyfriend for some after she saw them on “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.”
“Are you going to eat them?” Thrush asked. “Like Jenny Bond, she was VERY good, she ate them like they were Matchmakers; she kept a good old English stiff upper lip, not like Jordan …”
“No. Her lips are far from stiff.” Barney, The Big Gay Bear, suggested.
“I find them very more-ish” Tizzy said.
“What? Stick insects?” I said.