Roll out the Red Carpet

Bernard is leaving nothing to chance with the forthcoming visit from the suits from the Catalogue That Cannot Be Named. He has asked Call Centre Tony to prepare an itinerary and to host the event. He is in his element. “I’m good at this. I’m a talker you see. Not a thinker.”

In addition to making sure that the non-Aryans are out of the way, Bernard has asked that the Wall Boards are ‘sexed up’ to present the call performance in the best possible light.

Tony was experimenting with the Wall Board messages. For three hours today it had the message:

“We’ll Come”

This visit promises to reach a ‘sexed up’ climax that none of us are prepared for …