Janice’s incompatibility with new technology is legendary. She submitted a request for a new ‘cup-holder’ when the CD drawer of her PC snapped.
Today she turned up with a Tesco carrier bag filled with a videotape collection of Barbara Taylor Bradford mini series.
“I’m going to a video conference.” She said.
Ian stroked his Kermit the Frog tie and said calmly, “It’s a miracle of modern communication technology and not a bleedin’ bring and buy sale.”