A few days left until Valentine’s Day and Ian is moping around the office like a lost dog. He hangs around the women trying to look cool in a Desperate Dan tie. He says that he is going on some speed-dating mission tonight to cure his love sickness.
Meanwhile, the calls have been coming in fast and furious for some pre-Valentine gifts:
Customer: “Do those chin-gyms really work? My wife is starting to look at me over a wall of pancakes.”
Tizzy: “They come with a money back guarantee.”
Customer: “I’ll have two then. And a packet of dashboard wipes too please.”
Who said romance was dead?