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Order has been more or less restored. The phone-lines are almost fully operational.

Thankfully, the nation’s supply lines of ‘non-slip’ Shower Slippers have been reopened.

Worse luck. The customers have been in a fighting mood following their day off:

“It’s cheap. It’s nasty. I don’t know how you have the nerve to sell such shoddy workmanship.”

I resisted the urge to reply with the commonsense response: “What did you really expect when you ordered the ‘Fifties Style Television’ (with space for a DVD player and VCR?”

Chippendale?