15 Apr 2004

Should it be Magic?

Tizzy is still reeling at the revelations over the weekend. Apparently, a documentary about nineties boy band, par excellence, TAKE THAT, said that they were into sex and drugs, AND didn’t sing on their records, the pope craps in the woods etc. etc.

“I’m going to write to … Gary Barlow … or somebody and get my money back under the Trades Description Act. I feel my teens have been stolen from me.” Tizzy said.

Next they’ll be telling us that Cheryl Tweedy doesn't pick her own fights.