We can rebuild him … We have the technology…

“I’ve been asked to join the Assessment Centre to find a replacement for you. I’m going to be an assessor.” I told Call Centre Tony at the canteen confessional today.

He looked a little hurt.

“I have never been on the other side. I feel like a game-keeper turned poacher.” I continued.

“Have you got some Wally? I need a Wipsnade.” Tony said.

I looked at him a little puzzled.

“Whalley Range – Change. Wipsnade Zoo – Brew. Rev up, son.”

How are we going to replace him?